On Wednesday evening, I was in OneU. Had a meal with Angah at TGIF, I just lurrrve their chicken caesar salad la, have to order it every time I'm there.
*Jie makan salad? Apsal tak kurus pun???* Oh, that's because the salad is just a starter! Hehehe...
Lepas tu, pegi beli some toiletries. OK, years and years of looking for skincare yang suitable for my sensitive skin, baru this year I started on SKII. Takde eksyen OK, but their product is so darn good! The damage was almost RM1K, but it will last me a few months, so memang berbaloi.
Then, toting the big SKII paperbag, we went to the big bookstore in OneU's new wing. Ala, kedai buku tu ler. Tak ingat namanya? HmmmMPH!
Started browsing books, dah habis round kat bawah, naik tingkat atas plak. Then only I realized what was nagging me dari tadi. Their pakcik security guy muka tempe in the blue uniform was following me around!
OK, bila aku browse novels, aku dah perasan la dia ada dekat2 situ, but maybe dia pun baca novel. But when kat kiddies section I saw him picking up boardbooks worth some RM80 per book, well! Lepas tu aku ke travel section, dia plak dok belek buku on Hong Kong. Bila aku stare kat dia, mulalah gelabah, buat2 cari buku while peeking at me. Nampak sangat ngintip aku tuh!
Alahai... aku ni ada muka pencuri buku ker????? Bengang giler dibuatnya!
OK, kalau takut aku curik buku masukkan dalam paperbag tu, then kindly tell me to leave the bag at the cashier counter or something la. Tapi kalu dia suruh tinggalkan beg tu, I'd rather just walk away, sorry la nak tinggalkan RM1K worth of SKII products kat orang yang aku tak kenal beb!
Masa nak bayar for some books I bought for my nephews, I asked the cashier, "korang suruh mat sekuriti mengekor customer ke, klu rasa customer tu nak curi buku?" She blinked, and said "maaf kak, saya orang baru". Irrelevant answer!
Then I said "dik, korang ingat akak nak curik buku rege 30 hengget, masuk dalam beg SKII ni ke? Sori la, pencuci muka akak ni pun worth much more than your books tau!"
Eksyen aku, kan? Muahahaha!